Home, sweet home...

It's Sunday. For a retail worker bee, a work-free Sunday is a blessing. (If I were to ever be elected president, I would mandate that everything be closed on Sundays and we will all be forced to come up with ways to entertain ourselves that don't involve purchasing things. Of course, the economy would fall apart and people would panic in the streets...which is why I should never be elected to anything.) And a sunny, slightly warmer Sunday off is even more of a gift. So today I am thankful. We did our obligatory errands but we are making a real effort to keep it unscheduled and choreless. It's usually a good day when this is what you find when you finish in the shower and look for the rest of your family:




It's naptime, which is why I am on the computer, in case you were wondering. I've just read the Sunday paper with my cup of coffee, and now is the calm before the Beanstorm returns. The Beanstorm is my daughter's never-ending chatter and energy, which I love more than anything but breaks are much-appreciated. (You have never heard a girl talk so much. EVER. She even rehearses aloud what she is going to say, so we hear everything at least twice. Yes, really.) We will let the little one hatch from her nap for a few minutes, then it's out into the sunshine for a walk to her great-grandmother's house a few blocks away in our little neighborhood. She will narrate the entire journey, from the color of the birds in the yards to the shapes of the melting snow. And we will listen intently, but we will also be admiring our neighbors' houses, wishing for one of our own someday.

My husband and I are always window-shopping for a house. We are not ready to buy anything, but we hope that we'll find the one that makes us be ready. The perfect price, the perfect size and condition, and the perfect location. We each installed an app on our phones that gives us all of the real estate listings surrounding us wherever we are at a given moment, but we find ourselves always checking them right here in our neck of the woods. I think our subconsciouses are telling us something. They're saying, "Stay put."

I grew up here. I was born in the hospital across the bridge over the creek, and was brought home to a house a few blocks away. I found my independence in an apartment even closer. My mother was raised a couple of streets in the other direction, and my husband's father spent his youth in a house another few blocks to our east. This place is in our genes. Of course there was a period when all I could do was storm around saying how much I couldn't wait to get out of this boring, stupid town...but we can't be held responsible for what we say when we're teenagers. (Ummm...right?) But I'm still here. I'm not saying if someone offered me a free house in Hawaii I wouldn't be on a plane faster than my cat runs when he sees my kid coming, but I'm over trying to "escape". Us locals get some ribbing for being born and raised here, but I can take it.

We went to a local pizza place for lunch this afternoon, and as we walked outside to get a cup of coffee and dessert next door, my husband said to our daughter, "This is your town, little girl." And I realized how important that is to me. The guy making our pizza commented on how big our girl is getting. We recognized half of the people in the coffee shop. My husband knew whose car was parked next to ours in the lot. How fortunate we are to live in a place where a large part of the population is familiar and friendly, where we can give our daughter a sense of place, no matter where she may go in the world. She can always come home to her town...even if her parents have taken off for Hawaii...
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The only things I've managed to get rid of this week are 11 magazines and catalogs. And since today is supposed to remain chore-free, I don't think the list will grow before bedtime. So here's to more progress later in the week and getting closer to that 1,000 things...total so far: 684

Motivationally speaking...

Okay, so I have writer's block. (Or some kind of block, since I don't know if I could call myself a writer.) It's been over a week since my last post and I still really don't have much to type about. So I'm here out of obligation, since I started this thing and should at least try to maintain it, right? So here goes...

The other day, a blog post (http://www.kellehampton.com/2011/03/patty-whack.html) challenged the reader to come up with a name for their "inner badass", the alter ego that makes us get up off the couch when all we want to do is sit. The one who forces us to get the to-do list done, or gets us out of the comfort box we've been stuck in. Some readers posted their "badass" names, like Sasha or Carla or Betty. So I gave it a brief try and came up with nothing. My inner badass was apparently not in the mood to introduce herself.

I went downstairs and let my daughter entertain me. She has taken to making up songs about anything and everything that moves her at that moment and, of course, I could listen to this creative brilliance all day. (Go ahead, roll your eyes.) Her greatest hit is "You Can Do Anything". That is the lyric: "You can DO! ANY! THING!", repeated over and over. Sometimes she will improvise, and list things you can DO!, like JUMP! and FLY! and PAINT! Nothing makes me happier than to hear my toddler sing these words. And then I realized...she is my inner badass.

She is my motivation. She is my coach. She knows how to get it done, she sits around for no one. If she has toys to play with, she will play. If she has a floor to sweep with her toy broom, she will sweep. If she has a naked doll, she will dress her. There is no laziness, no hesitation. She bounces from task to task at lightning speed and makes me tired just watching. If we all attacked life with the determination of a two-year-old, who knows what we could accomplish? We can DO! ANY! THING!

So my inner badass is named after my daughter. I will call on her daily to get me up and running. Now if only I could just arrange for her to get a midday nap like her namesake...
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That inner badass has kept me motivated to keep cleaning and discarding, moving up into the attic where I found another craft supply box and random junk. So here's a new list of things I've gotten rid of:

2 pairs of earmuffs
4 pairs of gloves
6 hats
1 headband
3 maternity shirts
1 maternity dress
1 travel cosmetic bag
2 vases
6 purses
11 pairs of shoes
6 tee shirts
1 sweatshirt
13 handkerchiefs
4 cans of Playdoh
1 package of envelopes
2 desk calendars (from 1998 and 1999...really?!)
1 blank journal
1 package of stickers
2 packs of confetti
1 tube of crazy glue
2 glue sticks
1 rubber stamp
1 inkpad
18 pens
13 pencils
1 pack of markers
1 White Out pen
5 tubes of glitter glue = 111 + previous 562 = 673 things...

Watching birds fly...

My small world is in the midst of a baby boom. Two co-workers gave birth on the same day this week, another has a sweet seven-month-old boy. My sister and brother-in-law are the proud parents of a four-month-old son and three more friends are expecting wee ones before the year is done. I don't envy them; my pregnancy was probably my favorite time in my life but I do not have any desire to relive those newborn baby days. (The only thing I really miss are the teeny clothes, and, with all these new babies around, I still get to shop for those without having to think about all the laundry they will create.) The journey is just beginning for them, and I wish them all well.

A couple of months ago I wrote that being a parent isn't as hard as I thought it would be. That remains true, even though we're getting deeper into the 'terrible two's'. There are days that my daughter and I are in sync and move along together easily, and days when she declares her independence and wants to hear nothing from her mother. When the sun sets on either kind of day, I can rest peacefully, more or less. Mornings bring new opportunities and we start fresh. But that's not to say I don't go through periods when I worry, or worse, second-guess myself. Am I good for my daughter? Do I teach her enough, do I let her watch too much television, do I feed her enough of the right foods? Will she fail at school because I didn't breast feed long enough? Will she have image issues because she watched me put on make-up? And will it be too late to fix any mistakes I'm making now, when I realize the damage has been done? Who do I think I am, bringing a person into the world with the audacity to think I could raise her?

We women are tough on ourselves, and that makes us even tougher on other women. We can be harsh and judgemental. I see the eyebrows raise if my daughter gets a little too loud in public. We are not afraid to ask each other when our little ones reached their milestones, and we cannot help but measure our kids against each other. We are reaching out for validation and approval, but bristle when we hear a different take on parenting than our own. I've only been at this for two years (more if you include the pregnancy) and I've been on and off the field in this mommy game. And while my teammates are very supportive, the opposition can be crushing if my confidence is slipping. And lately it has been.

I want my girl to come out strong and smart, responsible and true. To be respectful of all things and to treat her world as she would wish to be treated. I want her to own her choices and decisions. To know that with every lie or broken promise there comes a consequence. To be proud of every path she takes, no matter the outcome, and to not hide behind shame or dishonesty if she makes a bad move. To never feel entitled to anything, except maybe love. That is the goal. How old she is when she is finally potty-trained (or gives up the pacifier or the crib...) is not a measure of good parenting. It is a conversation piece. I firmly believe this, and yet these days I've allowed myself to be up for comparison.

Today was a day off from work. Days off are a mixture of joy and guilt-- joy because I get to spend them with my girl, and guilt because I need to get things done. As we rushed around from errand to errand, I worried that she will just remember her days with me as blurry car rides from store to store. That I wasn't giving her enough nurturing, that she was on her own to figure out the world as I dragged her around it. When we pulled in the driveway, I asked her if she was ready to go inside. She said no, thank you, she just wanted to sit in her carseat and watch the birds fly. So there we sat. In those moments I knew that she will be just fine. And, at least for a little while, I am no longer playing defense.
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In the midst of all this parental self-doubt, I managed to get rid of a few more things toward my goal of 1,000...

17 previously-used gift boxes
15 partial rolls of gift wrap
2 spools of ribbon
1 box of Christmas cards
1 pile of random tissue paper
20 gift bags
3 more empty shoeboxes = 59 + previous 503 = 562 things

When I grow up...

Today I tackled the shelf above the washer and dryer. If this shelf was a file, it would be labelled "misc." It is where everything goes that has no other obvious place, or probably shouldn't be here anyway. Board games, binoculars, beach towels, clothes pins, a cooler, tablecloths...well, it looks neat, at least. But I also have two bins of craft supplies and stationery up there, filled with remnants of forgotten projects I was once so enthusiastic to tackle. These were the first roadblock I'd hit since I started this purging project. Up until now I was tossing things with no remorse or little nostalgia and feeling proud. But these bins were an ouch, a reminder of big talk and no follow-through. Those fabric swatches I was going to turn into bags, the yarn to knit into scarves, the felt for...I don't even remember what the felt was for. These bins have been virtually untouched since we moved here. And yet I still couldn't quite give up the fantasy of being Crafty Girl, selling her fabulous stuff on etsy.com. So the bins are a little lighter, but I allowed myself the luxury of hanging on to the dream. The yarn, felt, and fabric are still here. You know where to find it if you need some.

It got me to thinking about how many visions we have of ourselves in our lifetimes, from the time we are toddlers in tutus dreaming of being ballerinas, or singing into hairbrushes, "on stage" in front of audiences made up of stuffed animals. (Yeah, I did that. Whatever.) There are so few of us that figure out who we are, what we want to do, and live accordingly. I'm sure we could all make lists of what we thought we wanted to do or become that would surprise even those who know us best. Here's mine, laugh if you will. Keep in mind this is just a sampling. There are others that hurt to mention, that I wish I would've taken more seriously. Maybe I'll save those for another time.

• I think most little girls go through a phase when they want to be a fashion designer. But Fashion Plates (one of the best toys ever ) don't really give you a good taste of the reality of the job, now do they? Considering my wardrobe it's probably a good thing I outgrew this one.
• I loved taking ballet. I still have my point shoes and my crush on Mikhail Baryshnikov. I know I didn't have what it took to be a ballet dancer. But I sometimes wish I would have stuck with that one a little longer.
• Speaking of crushes, I was very serious about my goal of becoming Matt Dillon's wife. I did my homework; I knew everything I could about my future husband. Except how to meet him and make him fall in love with a fourteen-year-old with glasses and braces.
• I got hooked on the idea of being a window dresser in the 80's after seeing an ad in a magazine for Esprit clothing. The model was a 'real' person who happened to be a window dresser, something I never knew you could get paid to do until I saw the ad. I still think it's a great job to have (so maybe someday...) and I still love Esprit, even though it will never be as cool as it was back then.
• Everyone who knew me in high school knows I wanted to own a record store. Everyone who knew me in my twenties knows this will never happen. After spending over a decade working in a corporate record store, my love for that industry was sufficiently squashed. Good thing, too- if that hadn't killed my dream, the iPod would have.

I hope I have enough time left on this Earth to keep that list growing, even if those future ideas don't see the light of day. It's good to keep dreaming. But anything I come up with will most likely be kept to myself. I have announced too many goals that have come and gone unachieved that now I am trained to keep quiet. I don't need reminders from anyone of what I haven't gotten around to doing, or of how my mind has changed over the years. As you can see, I haven't forgotten a single one. I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up. But when I put my finger on it, you'll know. And if you see Matt Dillon, tell him I'm sorry it didn't work out.
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More clutter removed...

2 blank address books
7 packs of stickers
6 boxes of blank notecards
52 random individual cards
1 pile of envelopes
1 pack of Trivial Pursuit cards with no game
2 material swatches
1 box of leftover wedding invitations
1 box of birthday invitations
1 box of leftover baby announcements
1 bottle of dried-up Gorilla Glue
2 tubes of Crazy Glue
1 dried-up glue stick
1 bookmark
6 pens
5 pencils
1 tote bag
1 cooler
5 bibs
1 breast pump (yep, you heard me) = 98 things + previous 405 = 503

Happily ever after so far...

In my challenge to get rid of one thousand things I finally cleaned out the silverware drawer. It's driven me up a wall since we moved to this place three years ago, when we dumped any utensil that we unpacked into one drawer. And we own a lot of utensils.When we were gathering items for our outdoor summertime barbeque wedding back in 2007, we purchased a ton of cheap silverware from Ikea...no one wants ugly plastic stuff at their wedding, not to mention all the extra trash it would create. We gave away what we could, and kept the rest. The time has come to let it go and use the "good" stuff from Crate and Barrel that's crammed in the same drawer. But you can't purge your belongings without reflecting on where they came from and reminiscing a bit.

How many folks can say their fantasies have come true during their lifetime? I can raise my hand. Years ago, I jokingly made up a scenario based on the belief that if you envision something and believe it to be true, the universe will deliver it to you. So like any late-twentysomething single girl who is just starting to hear the soft tick of a biological clock, I conjured up a husband with the view that if that's how the universe worked, why not throw it out there? I crafted a very specific, once-upon-a-time tale that kept me and my friends entertained while I secretly hoped that maybe, just maybe, it would come true. And then, to my surprise, it did. After a few years of joking about Mr. Perfect-For-Me, almost every detail of my silly fantasy was right there in front of me-how we met, how he looked, who he was. I was in heaven and all was right with the world and beyond. Until...it wasn't. After two years, it became clear that it wasn't meant to be after all. My belief system was shattered and replaced with "be careful what you wish for". I moved on, finished with the universe and its cruel, teasing ways.

Not long after I had sworn off daydreaming of making room in my life for The One, he arrived. If you would have told me I would marry the man who would be my husband back when we met, I would have almost surely punched you in the face. I thoroughly disliked him. He was cocky, rude, and dismissive. Any day spent having to be near him was bound to be a long one. Until...it wasn't. A truce was declared, a friendship developed, and, well, here we are. The man I married turned out to have very little resemblance to the one I thought I would want, and yet I can't imagine anyone else to face life with. They say it's when you stop looking that you find what you want. I suppose I know what they mean, but I think it's more a matter of how you're looking than where or how hard you look. My thanks to the universe for turning my world on its axis and changing my view. Although maybe my silverware drawer wouldn't be so full...
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The purge continues...

45 spoons of every size
17 forks
21 knives
4 baby spoons
1 baby fork
1 set of measuring spoons = 89 things + previous 316 = 405

only 595 more to go!